The Surgebusters
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 2 | Stephen Gostkowski NE, K | $2 |
| 39 | Jonathan Stewart Car, RB | $15 |
| 48 | Sammy Watkins Buf, WR | $36 |
| 55 | Sammie Coates Pit, WR | $2 |
| 59 | T.Y. Hilton Ind, WR | $17 |
| 72 | Doug Baldwin Sea, WR | $13 |
| 73 | Julian Edelman NE, WR | $14 |
| 77 | Greg Olsen Car, TE | $9 |
| 83 | Keenan Allen SD, WR | $35 |
| 86 | Ryan Mathews Phi, RB | $4 |
| 89 | Jeremy Hill Cin, RB | $13 |
| 103 | Derek Carr Oak, QB | $7 |
| 132 | Matt Ryan Atl, QB | $2 |
| 144 | Dion Lewis NE, RB | $12 |
| 158 | Will Fuller V Hou, WR | $5 |
| 165 | Jerick McKinnon Min, RB | $2 |
| 169 | Vikings D/ST Min, D/ST | $1 |
Farve Appreciation Society
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 6 | Allen Robinson Jax, WR | $59 |
| 26 | LeSean McCoy Buf, RB | $35 |
| 31 | C.J. Anderson Den, RB | $30 |
| 36 | Mark Ingram NO, RB | $37 |
| 50 | Golden Tate Det, WR | $15 |
| 67 | Dan Bailey Dal, K | $1 |
| 121 | Brock Osweiler Cle, QB | $3 |
| 127 | Nelson Agholor Phi, WR | $1 |
| 147 | Christine Michael GB, RB | $3 |
| 149 | Austin Seferian-Jenkins NYJ, TE | $1 |
| 154 | Allen Hurns Jax, WR | $4 |
| 160 | Isaiah Crowell Cle, RB | $3 |
| 170 | Sam Bradford Min, QB | $2 |
| 171 | Leonte Carroo Mia, WR | $3 |
| 180 | Bills D/ST Buf, D/ST | $1 |
| 198 | Jaelen Strong Hou, WR | $1 |
| 201 | Javorius Allen Bal, RB | $1 |
Darkside Emperors
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 4 | John Brown Ari, WR | $15 |
| 22 | DeAndre Hopkins Hou, WR | $61 |
| 23 | Le’Veon Bell Pit, RB | $48 |
| 27 | Brandin Cooks NE, WR | $34 |
| 38 | Latavius Murray Min, RB | $12 |
| 54 | Zach Miller Chi, TE | $3 |
| 68 | Josh Gordon Cle, WR | $11 |
| 102 | Graham Gano Car, K | $1 |
| 114 | Bengals D/ST Cin, D/ST | $1 |
| 141 | DeAngelo Williams Pit, RB | $4 |
| 148 | Jordan Howard Chi, RB | $1 |
| 179 | Alex Smith KC, QB | $1 |
| 186 | Breshad Perriman Bal, WR | $1 |
| 187 | Michael Thomas NO, WR | $2 |
| 193 | Martavis Bryant Pit, WR | $1 |
| 194 | Paul Perkins NYG, RB | $2 |
| 197 | Julius Thomas Mia, TE | $1 |
A Dingo Ate My Title
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 12 | Cam Newton Car, QB | $29 |
| 30 | Doug Martin TB, RB | $34 |
| 34 | Andrew Luck Ind, QB | $25 |
| 46 | Jordan Reed Wsh, TE | $21 |
| 53 | A.J. Green Cin, WR | $55 |
| 70 | Matthew Stafford Det, QB | $5 |
| 82 | Philip Rivers SD, QB | $1 |
| 96 | Eric Decker NYJ, WR | $8 |
| 106 | Cardinals D/ST Ari, D/ST | $3 |
| 110 | Arian Foster Mia, RB | $5 |
| 118 | Mason Crosby GB, K | $1 |
| 155 | Charles Sims TB, RB | $2 |
| 156 | Jared Cook Oak, TE | $2 |
| 159 | Theo Riddick Det, RB | $2 |
| 161 | Devin Funchess Car, WR | $4 |
| 182 | Phillip Dorsett Ind, WR | $1 |
| 189 | Vincent Jackson TB, WR | $1 |
The Turtles
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 13 | Russell Wilson Sea, QB | $25 |
| 16 | Adam Vinatieri Ind, K | $1 |
| 17 | Brandon Marshall NYG, WR | $18 |
| 29 | Carlos Hyde SF, RB | $34 |
| 40 | Danny Woodhead Bal, RB | $12 |
| 44 | Tom Brady NE, QB | $15 |
| 64 | Packers D/ST GB, D/ST | $1 |
| 74 | Frank Gore Ind, RB | $4 |
| 76 | James Starks GB, RB | $1 |
| 84 | Thomas Rawls Sea, RB | $13 |
| 90 | Laquon Treadwell Min, WR | $4 |
| 92 | Jeremy Maclin KC, WR | $10 |
| 94 | Michael Floyd NE, WR | $8 |
| 100 | Tyler Eifert Cin, TE | $9 |
| 112 | Sterling Shepard NYG, WR | $9 |
| 122 | Chris Ivory Jax, RB | $4 |
| 124 | Delanie Walker Ten, TE | $1 |
Leura No Milk's
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 3 | Antonio Brown Pit, WR | $65 |
| 9 | Alshon Jeffery Phi, WR | $36 |
| 15 | Devonta Freeman Atl, RB | $32 |
| 69 | Blake Bortles Jax, QB | $4 |
| 91 | T.J. Yeldon Jax, RB | $8 |
| 115 | DeVante Parker Mia, WR | $6 |
| 117 | Rashad Jennings NYG, RB | $5 |
| 120 | Larry Fitzgerald Ari, WR | $3 |
| 125 | Ryan Tannehill Mia, QB | $4 |
| 126 | Ryan Fitzpatrick NYJ, QB | $2 |
| 129 | Travis Kelce KC, TE | $7 |
| 130 | Jay Ajayi Mia, RB | $5 |
| 134 | Jordan Matthews Phi, WR | $5 |
| 140 | Zach Ertz Phi, TE | $5 |
| 151 | DeSean Jackson TB, WR | $3 |
| 162 | Patriots D/ST NE, D/ST | $6 |
| 173 | Matt Prater Det, K | $1 |
The Lemon
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 8 | Rob Gronkowski NE, TE | $55 |
| 11 | Odell Beckham Jr. NYG, WR | $69 |
| 14 | Steven Hauschka Buf, K | $1 |
| 28 | Broncos D/ST Den, D/ST | $2 |
| 43 | Matt Jones Wsh, RB | $12 |
| 45 | Jameis Winston TB, QB | $15 |
| 56 | Carson Palmer Ari, QB | $5 |
| 63 | Demaryius Thomas Den, WR | $20 |
| 79 | Terrance West Bal, RB | $4 |
| 128 | Justin Forsett Den, RB | $2 |
| 145 | Chris Thompson Wsh, RB | $1 |
| 167 | Kamar Aiken Ind, WR | $5 |
| 174 | Markus Wheaton Chi, WR | $2 |
| 181 | Mohamed Sanu Atl, WR | $2 |
| 184 | Alfred Morris Dal, RB | $2 |
| 185 | Jimmy Graham Sea, TE | $1 |
| 192 | Carson Wentz Phi, QB | $1 |
Bukkake Tsunami
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 10 | Ezekiel Elliott Dal, RB | $66 |
| 18 | Julio Jones Atl, WR | $63 |
| 20 | Blair Walsh Sea, K | $1 |
| 47 | Eddie Lacy Sea, RB | $41 |
| 104 | Andy Dalton Cin, QB | $1 |
| 116 | Chiefs D/ST KC, D/ST | $1 |
| 123 | Kevin White Chi, WR | $2 |
| 133 | Tyler Lockett Sea, WR | $3 |
| 135 | Josh Doctson Wsh, WR | $4 |
| 136 | Spencer Ware KC, RB | $4 |
| 138 | Gary Barnidge Cle, TE | $3 |
| 139 | Joe Flacco Bal, QB | $1 |
| 163 | LeGarrette Blount NE, RB | $2 |
| 172 | Devontae Booker Den, RB | $3 |
| 175 | Mike Wallace Bal, WR | $2 |
| 177 | Dwayne Allen NE, TE | $2 |
| 188 | Terrelle Pryor Sr. Wsh, WR | $1 |
The Deadly Sins
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 1 | Todd Gurley LA, RB | $62 |
| 5 | Adrian Peterson Min, RB | $42 |
| 24 | Dez Bryant Dal, WR | $45 |
| 37 | Kirk Cousins Wsh, QB | $7 |
| 42 | Matt Forte NYJ, RB | $16 |
| 49 | Martellus Bennett GB, TE | $5 |
| 61 | Sebastian Janikowski Oak, K | $1 |
| 80 | Emmanuel Sanders Den, WR | $8 |
| 85 | Michael Crabtree Oak, WR | $3 |
| 97 | Texans D/ST Hou, D/ST | $1 |
| 109 | Willie Snead NO, WR | $3 |
| 176 | Travis Benjamin SD, WR | $1 |
| 183 | James White NE, RB | $2 |
| 191 | Paxton Lynch Den, QB | $1 |
| 196 | Malcolm Mitchell NE, WR | $1 |
| 200 | Kenny Stills Mia, WR | $1 |
| 203 | Kyle Rudolph Min, TE | $1 |
Canberra 76ers
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 7 | Lamar Miller Hou, RB | $55 |
| 21 | Stefon Diggs Min, WR | $12 |
| 25 | Coby Fleener NO, TE | $10 |
| 32 | Aaron Rodgers GB, QB | $26 |
| 41 | Jordy Nelson GB, WR | $41 |
| 52 | Panthers D/ST Car, D/ST | $2 |
| 57 | Ben Roethlisberger Pit, QB | $6 |
| 71 | Jamaal Charles KC, RB | $21 |
| 75 | DeMarco Murray Ten, RB | $8 |
| 87 | Drew Brees NO, QB | $4 |
| 95 | Ameer Abdullah Det, RB | $5 |
| 107 | Torrey Smith Phi, WR | $5 |
| 119 | Jason Witten Dal, TE | $1 |
| 131 | Justin Tucker Bal, K | $1 |
| 142 | Pierre Garcon SF, WR | $1 |
| 153 | Rishard Matthews Ten, WR | $1 |
| 164 | Shane Vereen NYG, RB | $1 |
Sunnyvale Shit Leopards
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 19 | Roberto Aguayo TB, K | $2 |
| 33 | Derrick Henry Ten, RB | $19 |
| 62 | Jeremy Langford Chi, RB | $12 |
| 65 | Jarvis Landry Mia, WR | $22 |
| 78 | DeAndre Washington Oak, RB | $3 |
| 81 | Marcus Mariota Ten, QB | $7 |
| 88 | Randall Cobb GB, WR | $17 |
| 93 | Tyrod Taylor Buf, QB | $16 |
| 98 | Donte Moncrief Ind, WR | $26 |
| 101 | Duke Johnson Jr. Cle, RB | $11 |
| 108 | Melvin Gordon SD, RB | $23 |
| 111 | Tevin Coleman Atl, RB | $5 |
| 146 | Tyler Boyd Cin, WR | $5 |
| 157 | Corey Coleman Cle, WR | $6 |
| 166 | Dak Prescott Dal, QB | $2 |
| 168 | Eric Ebron Det, TE | $3 |
| 178 | Jaguars D/ST Jax, D/ST | $1 |
The Underdawgs
| NO. | PLAYER | BID AMOUNT |
| 35 | David Johnson Ari, RB | $53 |
| 51 | Mike Evans TB, WR | $38 |
| 58 | Amari Cooper Oak, WR | $51 |
| 60 | Seahawks D/ST Sea, D/ST | $1 |
| 66 | Kelvin Benjamin Car, WR | $12 |
| 99 | Marvin Jones Det, WR | $4 |
| 105 | Eli Manning NYG, QB | $8 |
| 113 | Giovani Bernard Cin, RB | $16 |
| 137 | Robert Griffin III Cle, QB | $4 |
| 143 | Antonio Gates SD, TE | $1 |
| 150 | Tajae Sharpe Ten, WR | $4 |
| 152 | Bilal Powell NYJ, RB | $3 |
| 190 | Kenneth Dixon Bal, RB | $1 |
| 195 | Tavon Austin LA, WR | $1 |
| 199 | Steve Smith Sr. Bal, WR | $1 |
| 202 | Chris Hogan NE, WR | $1 |
| 204 | Chandler Catanzaro NYJ, K | $1 |